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fallingintoconfusion:

easilyhumored:

date idea: take me to ikea and play hide and seek with me

Girls are so simple.

i am boy

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benderliam:

when a bitch calls you thirsty like you don’t already know

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shialebuffalo:

liking 2,197 facebook pages in 2008 is my biggest regret

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vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

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clown-dick:

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

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[throws ipod in toilet] aesthetic

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phobias:

i wish the light from my laptop screen could give me a tan

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not-burnie:

have i told you guys about the Flint rock before?

its this rectangle rock thing thats by the highway and almost every night for 50 years its been painted over and painted over, usually with memorials for loved ones

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and even though is illegal no one ever stops them and every few years people get together to peel the paint off to start fresh and look at all the paint that comes off

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and nobody knows who started the tradition or what the rock even is for

i just think its really cool

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joshpeck:

when someone tells me to calm down when i’m talking about things i’m passionate about

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